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Unusual Drink

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at the counter. The first one orders O positive, the second O negative, and the third orders a glass of water.

The bartender brings them back their drinks and asks the third vampire why he only wanted a glass of water when his buddies ordered glasses of blood.

The vampire smiled a pulled a tampon (still dripping wet) from his coatpocket and said, "I'm making tea!"
Shadeofdespair
Uploaded 09/10/2008
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