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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
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