Q: How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
A: Hang them in the front yard.

Q: How do you stop black people from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: How do you stop black people from drowning?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What's the only thing faster than a black guy running away with your TV?
A: His brother with your DVD player.

Q: Whats two dead black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: The start.

Q: What's all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A : The solution.

Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
A: Drop it, nigger.