It was a busy day in the vet's office and a few of the dogs struck up a conversation as they waited. The first dog asks the second, "what are you in here for?". He replies, " I have a habit of marking my territory everywhere I go, but last night I marked on the masters bed so here I am to get my nuts chopped. how about you?". "I'm a digger, I love to dig but yesterday I dug a hole in the sofa so here I am to get my nuts cut too." The two look over at the third dog and ask at the same time,"Whats your story?". "Well you might say I'm a frisky sort of fellow, I hump everything. Cats, chickens, you name it. Anyway, yesterday the missus bent over after getting out of the shower and I couldn't help myself, I jumped on. " "So you're here to get your nuts cut too?" the first dog asks. "No I'm here to get my nails trimmed."