There was once this newly weds and being the newly weds that they are they just love to fuck, they would fuck like constantly like every day!

One day the husband had to go out for a business trip for three weeks, and he didn't want his wife cheating on him because he knew his wife couldn't go without sex for three weeks. So one day he stumbled upon this old pawn shop and he seem a strange wooden statue with a 12 inch penis attached to it. So he asked the owner of the pawn shop " hey what is this wooden statue?" and the owner said " thats voodoo dick, it will fuck anyone that ask it to have sex with them" . So the husband decided to buy voodoo dick for his wife while he was gone,so the following week the husband is gone and she is just sitting there with the voodoo dick statue at their home. She no longer can wait to have sex and asks vodoo dick to have sex with her, as soon as she asked voodoo dick started to fuck her silly so silly that she liked it soo much. But two hours have passed and voodoo dick is still fucking her, and three hours and four. Finally she couldn't take the abuse anymore and she called the cops, and the cops came to her house and she said " Pleasssee help me voodoo dick wont stop fucking me for five hours straight". And the cop goes "Whaat??Voodoo dick?? What the hell is that?? Voodoo dick my ass".

I'm sure you all know what happend after that. :)