A man was invited to lunch with his boss and the CEO. On their way into the cafe, they spotted an antique lamp in the bushes. In an effort to see what was written on it, they rubbed it and out came a Genie. He had the ablitity to grant 3 wishes, 1 for each of them. The CEO said, I'll give the first wish to the subordinate. The man thought long and hard and decided he wanted to be in a brand new car cruising the streets of Las Vegas! Poof he was gone. The boss, getting excited, exclaimed that he wanted to be on an island with all the food, women and wine that he wanted. Poof he was gone. When asked, the CEO said, I want those two idiots back at their desk as soon as lunch is over.