Miss Greene, A kindergarten teacher, Brings up
religion to her class. "Children", she says,
"What part of a person do you think goes to
heaven first when you die?"

Suzy raises her hand and says "I think your soul,
because you need a pure soul to get to heaven".

"Very good," says Miss Greene. "Billy what do you
think?"

"Your heart", says Billy, "because you need a
good heart to get to heaven".

"Very good indeed" says Miss Greene, "And you
Johnny, What do you think?"

"Your feet" says johnny.

"Why your feet?" asks Miss Greene

"Because I walked in on my mother and the mailman
and her feet were up in the air and she was
screaming "Oh GOD I'm coming."