the next time someone asks you, "What's up," try using some of these responses

1. your dick in a gay bar.
2. nipples when its cold outside
3. my blood pressure when i shit.
4. my pulse when i see your mom.
5. my pants when her dad comes home
6. my hands when the cops roll in
7. her skirt when ever i come around
8. a boner in sweat pants
9. zombie when you dont shoot 'em twice
10. none of your fucking business