TWO GUYS ARE TALKIN ABOUT WHAT THEY GOT THERE WIVES FOR CHRISTMAS. THE FIRST GUY SAYS "I GOT MY WIFE A MERCEDES, AND A DIAMOND RING." AND THE SECOND GUY SAYS WHY WOULD YOU GET HER THAT ??? SO THE GUY SAYS "WELL IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE DIAMOND RING SHE CAN DRIVE THE MERCEDES AND RETURN IT... WELL WHAT DID YOU GET YOUR WIFE?" THE SECOND MAN SAYS "I GOT HER A DILDO AND A PAIR OF SLIPPERS." SO THE FIRST GUY ASKS "WHY WOULD YOU GET HER THAT?" -SO THE MAN REPLIES "WELL IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE SLIPPERS SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF!"