There was a very religous man out on the ocean when some fucking how his boat sunk. He was floating in the wavy water alone when a big boat came across and the captain said "Sir, do you need any help?" And the man responded "No thank you sir, god will save me". Now a second big boat comes along and the man aboard says "Derga grab my hand derga" and the floating man says "No thanks man, but god will save me"
The man eventually drowned and went up to heaven. He meets god and asks "Why didn't you save me, bra", Gods responce "I tried, I sent you two big ships you fuck face"