An older lady walks into a tattoo shop and tells the artist she wants a tattoo of her two favorite actors. She tells him she wants Paul Newman on the inside of her right thigh and Robert Redford on the inside of her left thigh.

So the artist gets done with the tattoo, she looks at it and says, "that looks absolutely nothing like Paul Newman or Robert Redford!"

So the guy goes outside and grabs the first dude that walks by. He takes him inside, the lady gets back on the table, spreads her legs, and the artist asks the man who he sees. To which he replies, "well that Paul Newman, Willie Nelson, and Robert Redford."