A guy was really down on his luck, lost his job, was in massive debt, so he decided to end it all. As he was about to jump off the ugliest woman hes ever seen in his life stops and he says, "Who the hell are you?" She says "I'm a witch, I have magic powers. I'll make you a deal, screw me for twenty four hours and ill use my magic to cast a spell on everyone yo uowe money to and on your boss, your life will be good again." he hesitates and finally agrees after a long heavy, 24 hours she asks him "How old are you?" he says " Forty Five" and she grins buttoning her shirt up grabbing her hat "Aren't you a little old to believe in witches?"