A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom, some of the kids at school are using some words but I don't know what they mean."

Mom asks, "Well, what words are they using?"

Boy "Pussy and bitch"

Mom's taken aback a little then she explains "Well, a pussy is a cat like Chico. And a bitch is a female dog like Honey."

The boy doesn't quite believe his mother so later he asks his father the same question. The father says "Always come to me with questions like this son."

The father takes out a Playboy and draws a circle around the pubic area of a woman. "Everything inside the circle is a pussy."

"Okay, then what's a bitch?"

"Everything outside the circle."