Yo mama is so ugly Dracula wouldnt drink her blood

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the matress store and asked for a water bed they had to put a sheet of the atlantic ocean

Yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out

Yo mama is so fat AL Gore acuses her of global warming when she farts.

Yo mama is so ugly she makes Michael jackson look like Brad pitt