Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, What is the number for 911?

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World - Left so she went home.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, No Professionals.

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and th
Uploaded 04/05/2008
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