Yo Mommas so fat when she sat on the bus it did a wheeley

Yo Mommas so fat that she dos not need the internet shes already worldwide

Yo Mommas so ugly that they put her face on a box of xlax and sold it empty

Yo Mommas so stupid, she tryed commiting suicide of a curb

Yo Mommas so fat, she has to put on her belt with a boomerang

Yo Mommas so fat that she has to put on her lipstick with a spraycan

Yo Mommas so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo Mommas so fat shes got more rolls than gregs

Yo Mommas so fat shes got more chins that a chinese phonebook

i know that sum of these are old