The Boss walked into the Office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open.
His Secretary walked up to him and said " Boss, This morning when you left your house, did you close the Garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paperwork he suddenly noticed that his zipper was down, He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him earlier. he finally understood.
He went out and asked her for a cup of coffee, having more ego than sense, he walked to her desk , smirked and asked her, " When you saw the garage door open did you see my vehicle parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, " No Boss I didn`t, all I saw was a mini van with 2 flat tyres".