-
-
joke -
- Funny Porn Titles
- A Clear And Present Stranger. Add Momma To The Train. Any Given Cumday. Batman in Robin. Big Trouble In Little Vagina. Boldfinger. Breakfast On...
- shapster 05/16/2013
-
- 188
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- plane crash
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- sjhh 05/11/2013
-
- 321
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Job well done
- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife...
- sjhh 05/11/2013
-
- 326
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Blonde....
- Q- What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you A- Run she has a grenade in her mouth!
- sjhh 05/11/2013
-
- 73
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Blonde....
- Q- What do you do if a blonde throws a granade at you. A- Take the pin out and throw it back!
- sjhh 05/11/2013
-
- 43
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Caught in the act
- A man and his wife are getting ready to have sex when their five year old son walks in on them. The dad is about to put on a condom when the son...
- hiphoppotsamust 05/06/2013
-
- 519
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Guy goes to the hospital
- This man has oral cancer and goes to the hospital. All he wants is coffee and is vehemently denied. After a few days a nurse gives in and says,...
- hiphoppotsamust 05/06/2013
-
- 319
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Future Ex-Golfer
- Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
-
- 334
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- A Pros Advice
- A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
-
- 339
- 0
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Hard to Find
- This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
-
- 277
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Your parrot is dead!
- At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senator Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What...
- sme2313 04/29/2013
-
- 238
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Bill Gates
- Bill Gates is so rich he hired cancer to kill steve jobs...
- johnhomes213 04/28/2013
-
- 121
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- moms ballons
- Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
- fuzzywuzzy666 04/25/2013
-
- 262
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Blonde Girl
- Hi Mom, How are you?" "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware" "Yeah we were,...
- guitarlover 04/25/2013
-
- 367
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Marraige and Pot Legalization
- For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and...
- guitarlover 04/25/2013
-
- 258
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Robots Gone Wild
- The caretaker of a golfcorse is having difficulty with unreliable help, so he decides to splurge and get four very expensive groundskeeping robots...
- guitarlover 04/25/2013
-
- 254
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Probably The Most Ferocious French Bulldog Puppy Ever
- http://youtu.be/6b8YvHasWAQ
- sos17 04/24/2013
-
- 59
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Yo Momma Joke!
- Your mother is so stupid, that when she walks around town people think to themselves.... wow, she's not very smart.
- JethroBigger 04/18/2013
-
- 318
- 2
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Kim Kardashian and Courtney Kardashian out at lunch
- Courtney: Kim maybe you should lay off the pastries today. Kim: ::Blank Stare:: Courtney: I'm serious Kim. You've had enough. Kim:......
- jiggersnot 04/13/2013
-
- 252
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- another gay joke
- A kid called me gay at school today, I hit him with my purse.
- nate2741 04/04/2013
-
- 163
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Sneaky mother!
- A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his...
- DangerousWoods 04/03/2013
-
- 484
- 1
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Religious Anecdote Joke
- Sometime ago there was a Christian man who lived in a well-respected community. This place was prone to various bad weather changes and one day...
- guyz1 04/02/2013
-
- 262
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- The Lone Ranger
- So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
- unzippingMyFLy 03/28/2013
-
- 493
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Is it racist?
- Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
- CoronaJoe 03/27/2013
-
- 211
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- The Opposite of Pro
- The opposite of pro is, "con." That makes the opposite of Progress, "Congress". Not a joke, the truth.
- MrCO_olGuy 03/18/2013
-
- 212
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Wife beater.
- I always feel bad when i see a woman with two black eyes. She has been told twice, she just doesn't understand.
- awooga 03/13/2013
-
- 270
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Catholic priest.
- An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane...
- awooga 03/13/2013
-
- 700
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Have in common?
- What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
- awooga 03/13/2013
-
- 181
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Porn star.
- My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
- awooga 03/13/2013
-
- 513
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Deer joke.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
- awooga 03/13/2013
-
- 235
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Government at work...
- A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he Paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink His cola...
- dcglen1996 03/13/2013
-
- 629
- 1
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Calling it like it is
- A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE...
- dcglen1996 03/11/2013
-
- 476
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Confessions before marriage
- A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The...
- beast_radio 03/07/2013
-
- 479
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- America, The House Burglar
- America is like that guy who you catch robbing your home. "Hey youre robbing my home," you tell him. "No I'm not," he...
- MrCO_olGuy 03/06/2013
-
- 231
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Drinking
- Lady: do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs Lady: What's a six pack cost? Man: About...
- BroncoFan_17 03/03/2013
-
- 427
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke -
- Can you get married in heaven?
- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident . The couple find themselves sitting outside...
- BroncoFan_17 03/03/2013
-
- 643
- 0
- 0
-