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- ConservativeSperm
- What feature does a conservative share with a sperm? One in million chanse to become human being. (easily substitute Republican,Democrat,...
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- Illegal Immagrant
- Whats the similarity between an illegal immigrant and sperm? millions flood in and only 1 bastard works
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- HaHa
- Lame ass joke? Punchline!
- Insignia09 11/06/2008
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- How to catch an Elephant
- How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the elephant...
- Falthor 11/06/2008
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- the chicken cow joke
- What do you get when you cross a brown chicken... and a brown cow? Brown chicken Brown cow!!! (get it? bow chicka wow wow) like the porn...
- shitzu 11/06/2008
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- Aressted for Child Porn
- I was arrested about 2 months ago...yeah i got arrested for allegedly posting pictures of child porn on craigs list... dont get ahead of me people...
- travischarles 11/06/2008
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- 4 BJ'S
- How do you get four BJ'S in one room with only 2 people ? you get 2 guys named BJ to blow each other...
- travischarles 11/06/2008
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- Baby Daddy
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...
- djlp 11/06/2008
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- Redistribute the wealth
- Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money!” I laughed. Once inside the...
- APBonds 11/06/2008
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- Over Populated Heaven
- There is a line waiting outside of heaven. When an angel appears and tells them "heaven has become over populated so we can only let 1/3 of you...
- USMCpetey 11/06/2008
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- The Mexican smuggler
- An agent is checking out a Mexican who was riding his bike across the border one day. The agent doesn't suspect anything and lets him go...
- guitarlover 11/06/2008
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- Chinese Laundry
- Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. Turning the corner he...
- thelegendery 11/06/2008
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- S.H.I.T
- A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying,...
- thelegendery 11/06/2008
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- Orchestra and a Bull
- Q: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? A: The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.
- thelegendery 11/06/2008
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- The goldfish
- Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely...
- DreaD08 11/06/2008
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- The Princess
- Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem...Everything the princess touched...
- Ryan1966 11/06/2008
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- Birds and Bees
- Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said,...
- buddha247 11/06/2008
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- Blind man and his dog
- A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of...
- lorddread 11/06/2008
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- Helpful Blonde
- As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers...
- lorddread 11/06/2008
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- Senior Golf
- “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see...
- lorddread 11/06/2008
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- Why Will You Vote for Barack Obama?
- Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama? A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history. Q. Why will Senator Hillary...
- lorddread 11/06/2008
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- Black Man and Mexican
- If a black man and a mexican jump from a roof to the ground, who will hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck!
- longhornballin 11/06/2008
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- squirrells nuts
- Why did the bear eat the squirrell? Because the bear didn't want the squirrell to eat his nuts.
- longhornballin 11/06/2008
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- better than a flu shot
- Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...
- xxmadmike76 11/06/2008
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- Obamarama
- Q: Why did the homeless person vote for Obama? A: Because he wanted change.
- maiorano84 11/06/2008
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- No Joke! Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm.
- Published on Wednesday Nov 05, 2008 Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal's jaws clamped on her...
- kilr33 11/06/2008
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- third times the charm
- Q:what does Lincoln, Kennedy and Obama have in common A: nothing yet
- p0p0ew 11/05/2008
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- from the desk of barack obama
- From the desk of president Barack Obama: All white people are to report to the cotton field tomorrow at 7am for orientation.
- p0p0ew 11/05/2008
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- SOME JOKE I MADE UP
- there is this lady on a wheel chair some guy passes by and she tell him "can u kiss me i never been kissed before". then the next day he...
- ulikedis 11/05/2008
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- Anti Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial. As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with...
- xxmadmike76 11/05/2008
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- fly hunter
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting...
- xxmadmike76 11/05/2008
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- two guys one grave
- Two Irishmen after a long night at the pub were walking home. They decided to take a shortcut through the local grave yard. As they were walking...
- xxmadmike76 11/05/2008
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- man i missed it
- What do losers miss most about partis the invitation :p
- acJoker 11/05/2008
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- Bad friend says wat??
- Bula and finnally get married, but he is too poor to aford a house so he lives with a friend. when they sleep they decide to put the girl in the...
- acJoker 11/05/2008
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