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    • Sagging
    • Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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    • Plug in Genious
    • Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius!
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    • Pecker Head
    • Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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    • Irish Extreme Sports
    • Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and...
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    • Gypsy Joke 1
    • A Gypsy goes to unemployment office and says: " I want a job." The official says "Well I've got just the thing for you....
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    • Communist joke 2
    • So I was walking through the mountains of Russia with my girlfriend, when I saw a communist being mauled by four bears. The girlfriend asked...
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    • Communist joke
    • Why do communists have moustaches? So you don't scuff your shoes when you kick them in the face.
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    • The Magic Pills
    • There is this lady and she is struggling having a baby so the doctor brings out these pills and he tells her each of these pills takes away a...
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    • lunch?
    • If you see conservative and a police officer drowning in a lake at the same time, and you have only enough time to save one, then where will you...
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    • ConservativeSperm
    • What feature does a conservative share with a sperm? One in million chanse to become human being. (easily substitute Republican,Democrat,...
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    • Illegal Immagrant
    • Whats the similarity between an illegal immigrant and sperm? millions flood in and only 1 bastard works
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    • How to catch an Elephant
    • How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the...
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    • Artist
    • How did the artist paint a picture? Easel-y.
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    • Bird
    • What's the strongest bird? A crane.
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    • Cloud
    • What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware.
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    • the chicken cow joke
    • What do you get when you cross a brown chicken... and a brown cow? Brown chicken Brown cow!!! (get it? bow chicka wow wow) like the porn...
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    • Aressted for Child Porn
    • I was arrested about 2 months ago...yeah i got arrested for allegedly posting pictures of child porn on craigs list... dont get ahead of me...
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    • 4 BJ'S
    • How do you get four BJ'S in one room with only 2 people ? you get 2 guys named BJ to blow each other...
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    • Baby Daddy
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
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    • Redistribute the wealth
    • Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read Vote Obama, I need the money! I laughed. Once inside the...
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    • Laziness
    • A site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a...
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    • Over Populated Heaven
    • There is a line waiting outside of heaven. When an angel appears and tells them "heaven has become over populated so we can only let 1/3 of...
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    • The Mexican smuggler
    • An agent is checking out a Mexican who was riding his bike across the border one day. The agent doesn't suspect anything and lets him go...
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    • Chinese Laundry
    • Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. Turning the corner...
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    • S.H.I.T
    • A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying,...
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    • Orchestra and a Bull
    • Q: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? A: The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.
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    • The goldfish
    • Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he...
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    • The Princess
    • Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem...Everything the princess touched...
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    • Birds and Bees
    • Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said,...
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    • Blind man and his dog
    • A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume...
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    • Helpful Blonde
    • As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker...
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    • Senior Golf
    • How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack’s wife. Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t...
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    • better than a flu shot
    • Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...
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    • Obamarama
    • Q: Why did the homeless person vote for Obama? A: Because he wanted change.
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