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    • How to catch an Elephant
    • How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the...
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    • Artist
    • How did the artist paint a picture? Easel-y.
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    • Bird
    • What's the strongest bird? A crane.
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    • Cloud
    • What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware.
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    • the chicken cow joke
    • What do you get when you cross a brown chicken... and a brown cow? Brown chicken Brown cow!!! (get it? bow chicka wow wow) like the porn...
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    • Aressted for Child Porn
    • I was arrested about 2 months ago...yeah i got arrested for allegedly posting pictures of child porn on craigs list... dont get ahead of me...
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    • 4 BJ'S
    • How do you get four BJ'S in one room with only 2 people ? you get 2 guys named BJ to blow each other...
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    • Baby Daddy
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
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    • Redistribute the wealth
    • Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money!” I laughed. Once inside the...
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    • Laziness
    • A site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a...
    • poncecub 11/06/2008
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    • Over Populated Heaven
    • There is a line waiting outside of heaven. When an angel appears and tells them "heaven has become over populated so we can only let 1/3 of...
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    • The Mexican smuggler
    • An agent is checking out a Mexican who was riding his bike across the border one day. The agent doesn't suspect anything and lets him go...
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    • Chinese Laundry
    • Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. Turning the corner...
    • thelegendery 11/06/2008
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    • S.H.I.T
    • A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying,...
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    • Orchestra and a Bull
    • Q: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? A: The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.
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    • The goldfish
    • Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he...
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    • The Princess
    • Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem...Everything the princess touched...
    • Ryan1966 11/06/2008
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    • Birds and Bees
    • Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said,...
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    • Blind man and his dog
    • A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume...
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    • Helpful Blonde
    • As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker...
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    • Senior Golf
    • “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t...
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    • better than a flu shot
    • Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...
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    • Obamarama
    • Q: Why did the homeless person vote for Obama? A: Because he wanted change.
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    • SOME JOKE I MADE UP
    • there is this lady on a wheel chair some guy passes by and she tell him "can u kiss me i never been kissed before". then the next day...
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    • Anti Chuck Norris
    • Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial. As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with...
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    • fly hunter
    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She...
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    • two guys one grave
    • Two Irishmen after a long night at the pub were walking home. They decided to take a shortcut through the local grave yard. As they were...
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    • Bad friend says wat??
    • Bula and finnally get married, but he is too poor to aford a house so he lives with a friend. when they sleep they decide to put the girl in the...
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    • Nuts
    • A man enters a psycoligists office with nothing but bubble wrap around him. the doctor looks at him for a moment and says "well i can...
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    • DWI
    • An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was...
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    • Bartender
    • A man and a woman were sitting at a bar, the man let out a sigh and and uttered. "Well that's just not right." abruptly the woman...
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