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Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...
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There was once a little girl and a little boy in kindergarten. One day, the little boy pulled down his pants and asked the little girl,...
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The Men's rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these...
Subject Drug Warning
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...
The Lie Detector Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One...
Rude and Arrogant Americans
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed,...
Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
Whaling on the High Seas
A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel. M: ''Oh shit!'' F: ''What is it?'' M:...
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...
Age Vs Wisdom
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Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next...
CDC Medical Alert
The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even...
Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already...
20 years with my wife
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Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...
An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that...
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Some Things You Just Can't Explain
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Joys of Shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...
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Animals kicking their habits..
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The Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. ...
Son in law
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Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
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Women Should Never Ask
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What would you do?
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The Queen's Breasts
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Happy and Sad
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Priest and His Baby
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
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