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The Lie Detector Robot
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Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
Rude and Arrogant Americans
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed,...
Whaling on the High Seas
A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel. M: ''Oh shit!'' F: ''What is it?'' M:...
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...
Age Vs Wisdom
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next...
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The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even...
Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already...
Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...
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20 years with my wife
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...
Joys of Shopping
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...
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The Duck Hunter
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Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a...
Women Should Never Ask
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
The Queen's Breasts
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...
Happy and Sad
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Priest and His Baby
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