Give the place a manly, but not ass-y, smell.
Get it here for only $21.65.

Impress your female visitors with your mixology skills.
Get a bartending kit for $24.99.

Be the clean, confident guy who has chic coasters for those drinks.
A pack of six silicone coasters is only $11.99.

Create the illusion that you are well-read by ordering cheap bundles of attractive books to fill your shelves.
A custom arrangement of decorative vintage books will start at six bucks.

Look like a modern boss with this artsy wall calendar. It'll also help your guests remember if they're ovulating.
Get one for less than 50 bucks.

Use this weather predictor as a conversation starter.
A storm glass barometer looks pimp and only costs $26.99.

Then casually call out, "Alexa, play make-out mix."
Get an Echo if you don't have one already.

Then pop on this water reflector light to get the romantic atmosphere turned up to 100.
An Ocean Wave Light is only about $19.99.

Always have this in the John so neither of you feel ashamed of needing to shit.
Make sure your night isn't shitty for only $9.69 a bottle.

And last but not least, buy in bulk.
Get a 24-pack for about 12 bucks. Online orders are also less shame-inducing.