Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens so you can take photos of your neighborhood. Available here.

A Japanese puzzle from Hell. When you've done every other puzzle and also hate yourself. Let the torture begin here.

Imperial Spherificator makes most any food into tiny little edibile spheres. Impress your friends here!

Pro II Air To Water Generator for when you need air that's actually water. Brace for the apocalypse here.

At a 142db, this is the loudest whistle you can legally own. *Whewwheeeewww* Buy one and scare children here.

Turn your normal dog into a much cooler dog with the werewolf muzzle here.

A dang electric mountain bike. Make climbing mountains on wheels a bit easier here.

Alcohol vaporizing pump will be getting you friends drunker at a party near you. Get lit here.

A garden igloo. Throw stones in glass houses here.

Nothing. Yeah that's right: nothing. You can buy nothing on the internet here.

The only appropriate phone to give to your children. Merry Christmas, Billy. Buy it here.

The world's most thrilling costume. You have until Halloween to click here.

$100 bill rolling papers. Blaze it here.

Light up car stickers that bump with your music. Bump it up here

A 40 Foot tiny home that you can actually buy on the internet. What's you excuse for not buying one here?

The world's smallest violin. Sarcastically play off your friends here.

The world's largest backyard slip'n'slide. Get wet downhill here.

An indoor cloud. For when you want a cloud indoors. You can actually buy one right here.