21 Terrifying Signs That Satan Is Watching You

PhillyAnt Published 10/16/2013

Just smile and pretend the world is not coming to an end.

1.
Your odometer shows the mark of the beast.
2.
You cut open a watermelon and a demon smiles back at you.
3.
A mighty Balrog appears and Gandalf is nowhere to be found.
4.
Your cat peers at you with hellfire in its eyes.
5.
A demonic trollface appears on pieces of lumber.
6.
The faces of deformed heavy metal guitarists start showing up on the sidewalk in front of you.
7.
The grease stain in your pizza box uncannily resembles Adolf Hitler.
8.
You find sunglasses-wearing alien skulls in your wine bottles.
9.
Crotch-eating shadow monsters crawl silently across your lap.
10.
The pure white snow turns against you in winter
11.
and the flora does in the spring.
12.
Doors-related graffiti summons demons to your doorstep.
13.
Even French toast, the sweetest of all breakfast foods, conspires against you.
14.
Those cucumbers youve been pickling are getting ready to pickle you instead.
15.
Your own baby is preparing to eat your soul.
16.
Fire demons tower over your house so high that not even teams of trained firefighters can quell them.
17.
Your word searches all come out as swastikas
18.
The Lao Tzu quote that was supposed to ward off evil doesnt work.
19.
You helplessly watch as joggers are attacked by ethereal beings from the netherworld.
20.
Your puppy frequently becomes possessed.
21.
You look in the shadows and...
22.

1.
Your odometer shows the mark of the beast.
2.
You cut open a watermelon and a demon smiles back at you.
3.
A mighty Balrog appears and Gandalf is nowhere to be found.
4.
Your cat peers at you with hellfire in its eyes.
5.
A demonic trollface appears on pieces of lumber.
6.
The faces of deformed heavy metal guitarists start showing up on the sidewalk in front of you.
7.
The grease stain in your pizza box uncannily resembles Adolf Hitler.
8.
You find sunglasses-wearing alien skulls in your wine bottles.
9.
Crotch-eating shadow monsters crawl silently across your lap.
10.
The pure white snow turns against you in winter
11.
and the flora does in the spring.
12.
Doors-related graffiti summons demons to your doorstep.
13.
Even French toast, the sweetest of all breakfast foods, conspires against you.
14.
Those cucumbers youve been pickling are getting ready to pickle you instead.
15.
Your own baby is preparing to eat your soul.
16.
Fire demons tower over your house so high that not even teams of trained firefighters can quell them.
17.
Your word searches all come out as swastikas
18.
The Lao Tzu quote that was supposed to ward off evil doesnt work.
19.
You helplessly watch as joggers are attacked by ethereal beings from the netherworld.
20.
Your puppy frequently becomes possessed.
21.
You look in the shadows and...
22.