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1. Three Wolf Moon T-shirt is not just a shirt, it's a Christmas miracle. Ever heard of mangers and Jesus and stuff? Well, when the little baby Jesus was born, they wrapped him in the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt. I have one and everytime I wear it, I swear I can feel the hand of God. That is why you have to leave it untucked, though. God's hand can kind of feel freaky down there. Anywho, I would suggest getting one (or many) of these shirts. It may just save your soul. It did mine.
2. This shirt has improved my life like nothing else thing could. Before i got this shirt, i was a 45 year old that still lived with his mother. I was unemployed, single, and had no chance with women. Now, I can masturbate continuously. Granted, I still live in parents house, and my job/girlfriend situation has not improved.
3. When I'm feeling vulnerable, I like to slip into my XXL wolf shirt, put on track 3 Sweet Surrender by Sarah McLaughlin, grab a container of Haagan Dazs and weep.
4. I have since burned the shirt, buried the shirt, donated the shirt, ate the shirt and several other tactics to rid my self of this bane only to have it reappear on my persons. I have contacted customer service about my problem and they recommended the sweet release of death.
5. I got this shirt as a birthday present and it is fantastic. The cotton actually feels like baby wolves were bludgeoned for their fur and that fur was spooled into magical pillowy fibers. The mystic moon over the heart is a nice touch too. This is quite a magnificent specimen of fine wearable art. If you do not order immediately, you are a fool.