How to Give a Cat a Pill

Glorp99 Published 05/05/2011

Steps of how to give a tag a damn pill Funny

1.
1. Pick up cat pop pill into mouth.
2.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
3.
repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4.
get new pill. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth
5.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe
6.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees,
7.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head repeat Procces
8.
Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
9.
Call fire department to retrieve the cat from the top of the house, repeat procces
10.
tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind to table leg,
11.
Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Wash down with beer
12.
Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Buy shock stick on way home.
13.
Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell!!
14.
Go to local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters

1.
1. Pick up cat pop pill into mouth.
2.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
3.
repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4.
get new pill. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth
5.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe
6.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees,
7.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head repeat Procces
8.
Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
9.
Call fire department to retrieve the cat from the top of the house, repeat procces
10.
tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind to table leg,
11.
Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Wash down with beer
12.
Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Buy shock stick on way home.
13.
Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell!!
14.
Go to local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters