No seriously – she’s actually hot. You know how 99% of the time when a “teacher bangs student” headline says the teacher is hot it’s a fat fucking lie? This isn’t one of those cases. Stephanie Peterson is an 8 in the light and a 10 in the dark. I wouldn’t climb a mountain of shit while it’s raining piss just to lick her toes, but I’d buy her a nice steak dinner in exchange for a beej and then not text her the next day. According to Daily Mail, 26-year-old Peterson was a New Smyrna Beach Middle School science teacher when she began the alleged relationship with a 14-year-old student. Investigators believe that the relationship began in November, and that at the start of their relationship she told him that “he could not tell anyone about their relationship when they were together alone.” Unfortunately for Peterson, the boy eventually spilled the details to his parents after telling them that his illegal relationship was the reason his grades had begun to suffer.

The 8th grader went on to explain to police that Peterson would occasionally pick him up from his home and often “spent hours with him in private afterwards.” But because that’s not nearly as stupid and self-incriminating as most teachers involved in these scandals, Peterson made sure to go ahead and send the kid nude photographs of herself with her face clearly visible, as well as buy him marijuana and a bowl so that he could smoke it. And in a weird, freak turn of events, upon discovering the relationship the unnamed student’s parents didn’t go to the police – instead, they confronted Peterson and told her to end the relationship; it was only after she started porking their kid again in January that they got the authorities involved. Oh, and just for the sake of adding insult to injury, Peterson has been married to her firefighter husband since 2015.

Although details surrounding the relationship are still emerging, Peterson resigned from her job on Monday and was arrested on Wednesday morning. Booked into county jail on $25,000 bond, she faces two counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of transmission of harmful materials to a minor.