Look out! It's Coming for Wal-Mart!

rin Published 09/09/2010

Fat-ass edition. From peopleofwalmart.com

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1.
I'm at a loss as to what exercizes anyone can do to tone that shit up.
2.
Love the wistful look at even the undies she can't squeeze that ass into.
3.
Jesus fuckin' Christ...
4.
Put down the shredded shirts and take your fat ass in to be shredded by a surgeon. Now.
5.
If you cut 3/4 of those boobs off, they'd be about a D, and still saggy.
6.
I hope the wig is cuz she realized what she was wearing on her way to Wal-Mart.
7.
Hold on, now, notice the tan is restricted to the fat arms only. Perhaps she was just working out at home?
8.
This werewolf trend has to end. Put the moon(s) away.
9.
New Rule: skinny jean sizes are to end at 12. And not be sold at the Rainbow.
10.
...and she's probably 10.
11.
Anyone for a nice, lumpy, banana smoothie?
12.
This might be a sign. Just give her the plane ticket back to Africa, and she can flop and jiggle far away from us.
13.
Having more fat than Peter Griffen is one thing, but stuffing it in like a sausage is just deplorable.
14.
Oh...my lord.
15.
You take her, I'll steal the boots.
16.
No, the brown in the crack of her ass is not part of the pants pattern. And the woman in the forefront must've been first to notice.
17.
Ok! I'll never mention cesarian scars again!
18.
Those shorts are talkin' shit. And yes, I'd be glad to hit you.
19.
Yes, that's right. A Red Lobster bib.
20.
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo: 25 years and 15 kids later.
21.
And now we witness a graceful future prima-ballerina.
22.
Yes, there is a tiny bikini strap under all that back fat just holding on for dear life...
23.
"Batman" villain failed auditions #463.
24.
I dunno what's more vomitous: the ass sweat, or the muffin knees.
25.
I could pretend they're guys, but it won't make it any easier.
26.
I bet that kid's wondering if she'd be mad at him pulling her top down...but something tells me she wouldn't care.
27.
You might as well lose the belt...I don't think a smaller waist will make a difference anymore...
28.
I hope you wiped...
29.
Is it a suit under that wedgie? Or grandma panties she's had since '72?

1.
I'm at a loss as to what exercizes anyone can do to tone that shit up.
2.
Love the wistful look at even the undies she can't squeeze that ass into.
3.
Jesus fuckin' Christ...
4.
Put down the shredded shirts and take your fat ass in to be shredded by a surgeon. Now.
5.
If you cut 3/4 of those boobs off, they'd be about a D, and still saggy.
6.
I hope the wig is cuz she realized what she was wearing on her way to Wal-Mart.
7.
Hold on, now, notice the tan is restricted to the fat arms only. Perhaps she was just working out at home?
8.
This werewolf trend has to end. Put the moon(s) away.
9.
New Rule: skinny jean sizes are to end at 12. And not be sold at the Rainbow.
10.
...and she's probably 10.
11.
Anyone for a nice, lumpy, banana smoothie?
12.
This might be a sign. Just give her the plane ticket back to Africa, and she can flop and jiggle far away from us.
13.
Having more fat than Peter Griffen is one thing, but stuffing it in like a sausage is just deplorable.
14.
Oh...my lord.
15.
You take her, I'll steal the boots.
16.
No, the brown in the crack of her ass is not part of the pants pattern. And the woman in the forefront must've been first to notice.
17.
Ok! I'll never mention cesarian scars again!
18.
Those shorts are talkin' shit. And yes, I'd be glad to hit you.
19.
Yes, that's right. A Red Lobster bib.
20.
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo: 25 years and 15 kids later.
21.
And now we witness a graceful future prima-ballerina.
22.
Yes, there is a tiny bikini strap under all that back fat just holding on for dear life...
23.
"Batman" villain failed auditions #463.
24.
I dunno what's more vomitous: the ass sweat, or the muffin knees.
25.
I could pretend they're guys, but it won't make it any easier.
26.
I bet that kid's wondering if she'd be mad at him pulling her top down...but something tells me she wouldn't care.
27.
You might as well lose the belt...I don't think a smaller waist will make a difference anymore...
28.
I hope you wiped...
29.
Is it a suit under that wedgie? Or grandma panties she's had since '72?