North Korea Knows Hair Fashion

rin Published 04/15/2014

The choices in hairstyle as dictated by Dear Leader are dizzying!

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Women in NK have the generous choice of a whole 18 STYLES!
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NK's Dear Leader has dictated these styles are "most comfortable" and "are untainted by capitalist and Western influence".
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Also, long hair is considered to be "harmful" to the brain, as it "sucks the nourishment" right out of it!
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Sorry, ladies! When I said 18 styles, that came with a condition. You must be married to choose this particular style!
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...this one, too.
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....and this one... in fact, any styles with a length past the shoulders is off-limits to unmarried women.
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For being so anti-American, Dear Leader seems awfully obsessed with hair that looks like Western 80's runoff.
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And here's our illustrious selection of styles for guys! Up until just this month, all you dudes had a choice of 10 - yes, TEN! - styles to sport and turn on no one.
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But now, due to an all-new law, ALL MEN MUST WEAR THE DEAR LEADER'S STYLE!
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wow!
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impressive!
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totally hot!
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1.
Women in NK have the generous choice of a whole 18 STYLES!
2.
NK's Dear Leader has dictated these styles are "most comfortable" and "are untainted by capitalist and Western influence".
3.
Also, long hair is considered to be "harmful" to the brain, as it "sucks the nourishment" right out of it!
4.
5.
6.
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8.
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10.
11.
12.
13.
Sorry, ladies! When I said 18 styles, that came with a condition. You must be married to choose this particular style!
14.
...this one, too.
15.
....and this one... in fact, any styles with a length past the shoulders is off-limits to unmarried women.
16.
17.
For being so anti-American, Dear Leader seems awfully obsessed with hair that looks like Western 80's runoff.
18.
19.
And here's our illustrious selection of styles for guys! Up until just this month, all you dudes had a choice of 10 - yes, TEN! - styles to sport and turn on no one.
20.
But now, due to an all-new law, ALL MEN MUST WEAR THE DEAR LEADER'S STYLE!
21.
wow!
22.
impressive!
23.
totally hot!
24.
25.