The Simpsons Greatest Quotes
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02/12/2013
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Operator! Give me the number for 911! -
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa. -
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Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen? -
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I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it -
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What good is money if it cant inspire terror in your fellow man? -
6.
For every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. -
7.
Oh boy. Looks like it's suicide again for me -
8.
Now make like my pants, and split. -
9.
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. -
10.
Me fail English? That's unpossible. -
11.
For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for 19.99 -
12.
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. -
13.
Fire can be our friend whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. -
14.
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. -
15.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all! -
16.
I was saying "Boo-urns." -
17.
Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? -
18.
Uh, no you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2 -
19.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. -
20.
I'm Bart Simpson who the hell are you? -
21.
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help -
22.
Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees -
23.
Ah, don't feel too bad. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mother's teat. -
24.
Thats why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. -
25.
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace! -
26.
Stupider like a fox! -
27.
Oh, Im in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I dont have to listen to myself. Im drunk. -
28.
I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron! -
29.
You don't win friends with salad -
30.
D'OH!
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