The Worst Excuses of All Time!

BrandonAR Published 04/21/2010

Here are some of the funniest and most ridiculous excuses made by politicians and celebrities.

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The reason he gave for referring to his 11-year-old daughter as a Rude Little Pig in a voice mail message.
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Her explanation for having repeated sex with a prison guard.
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On why she lip-synced during a live performance on SNL.
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On his purportedly accidental use of performance-enhancing drugs supplied by his trainer.
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On his pot-smoking youth.
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Married senator Chuck Robb's perfectly innocent explanation for why he was in a hotel room with former Miss Virginia.
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Serial Killer.
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On skipping service in Vietnam.
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in a phone message to his son explaining why he uses the N-word during bounty hunting.
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To a police officer after he was pulled over for picking up a transvestite prostitute.
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Our former President after Katrina.
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Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry after he was caught smoking crack in a hotel room with a former girlfriend-turned-FBI informant.
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Apologizing for dangling his baby out a third-story hotel window.
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Explaining why Vicodin was found in her system when she was pulled over for driving the wrong way on a California freeway.
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On why he did not call the police to help him reclaim what he believed was stolen sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel room.
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On wire-tapping without a warrant.
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On how he filmed himself sleeping with an underage girl.
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After getting caught with a prosthetic penis filled with clean urine during a drug test.
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After being arrested at Saks Fifth Avenue with $4,760 worth of clothes and accessories stuffed in a bag.
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Justifying his affair with the adopted daughter of his common-law wife Mia Forrow,

1.
The reason he gave for referring to his 11-year-old daughter as a Rude Little Pig in a voice mail message.
2.
Her explanation for having repeated sex with a prison guard.
3.
On why she lip-synced during a live performance on SNL.
4.
On his purportedly accidental use of performance-enhancing drugs supplied by his trainer.
5.
On his pot-smoking youth.
6.
Married senator Chuck Robb's perfectly innocent explanation for why he was in a hotel room with former Miss Virginia.
7.
Serial Killer.
8.
On skipping service in Vietnam.
9.
in a phone message to his son explaining why he uses the N-word during bounty hunting.
10.
To a police officer after he was pulled over for picking up a transvestite prostitute.
11.
Our former President after Katrina.
12.
Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry after he was caught smoking crack in a hotel room with a former girlfriend-turned-FBI informant.
13.
Apologizing for dangling his baby out a third-story hotel window.
14.
Explaining why Vicodin was found in her system when she was pulled over for driving the wrong way on a California freeway.
15.
On why he did not call the police to help him reclaim what he believed was stolen sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel room.
16.
On wire-tapping without a warrant.
17.
On how he filmed himself sleeping with an underage girl.
18.
After getting caught with a prosthetic penis filled with clean urine during a drug test.
19.
After being arrested at Saks Fifth Avenue with $4,760 worth of clothes and accessories stuffed in a bag.
20.
Justifying his affair with the adopted daughter of his common-law wife Mia Forrow,

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1. The reason he gave for referring to his 11-year-old daughter as a Rude Little Pig in a voice mail message.

2. Her explanation for having repeated sex with a prison guard.

3. On why she lip-synced during a live performance on SNL.

4. On his purportedly accidental use of performance-enhancing drugs supplied by his trainer.

5. On his pot-smoking youth.

6. Married senator Chuck Robb's perfectly innocent explanation for why he was in a hotel room with former Miss Virginia.

7. Serial Killer.

8. On skipping service in Vietnam.

9. in a phone message to his son explaining why he uses the N-word during bounty hunting.

10. To a police officer after he was pulled over for picking up a transvestite prostitute.

11. Our former President after Katrina.

12. Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry after he was caught smoking crack in a hotel room with a former girlfriend-turned-FBI informant.

13. Apologizing for dangling his baby out a third-story hotel window.

14. Explaining why Vicodin was found in her system when she was pulled over for driving the wrong way on a California freeway.

15. On why he did not call the police to help him reclaim what he believed was stolen sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel room.

16. On wire-tapping without a warrant.

17. On how he filmed himself sleeping with an underage girl.

18. After getting caught with a prosthetic penis filled with clean urine during a drug test.

19. After being arrested at Saks Fifth Avenue with $4,760 worth of clothes and accessories stuffed in a bag.

20. Justifying his affair with the adopted daughter of his common-law wife Mia Forrow,

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1.
The reason he gave for referring to his 11-year-old daughter as a Rude Little Pig in a voice mail message.

2.
Her explanation for having repeated sex with a prison guard.

3.
On why she lip-synced during a live performance on SNL.

4.
On his purportedly accidental use of performance-enhancing drugs supplied by his trainer.

5.
On his pot-smoking youth.

6.
Married senator Chuck Robb's perfectly innocent explanation for why he was in a hotel room with former Miss Virginia.

7.
Serial Killer.

8.
On skipping service in Vietnam.

9.
in a phone message to his son explaining why he uses the N-word during bounty hunting.

10.
To a police officer after he was pulled over for picking up a transvestite prostitute.

11.
Our former President after Katrina.

12.
Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry after he was caught smoking crack in a hotel room with a former girlfriend-turned-FBI informant.

13.
Apologizing for dangling his baby out a third-story hotel window.

14.
Explaining why Vicodin was found in her system when she was pulled over for driving the wrong way on a California freeway.

15.
On why he did not call the police to help him reclaim what he believed was stolen sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel room.

16.
On wire-tapping without a warrant.

17.
On how he filmed himself sleeping with an underage girl.

18.
After getting caught with a prosthetic penis filled with clean urine during a drug test.

19.
After being arrested at Saks Fifth Avenue with $4,760 worth of clothes and accessories stuffed in a bag.

20.
Justifying his affair with the adopted daughter of his common-law wife Mia Forrow,