Top 10 craziest ways to smuggle drugs!

IrishPrick Published 03/22/2009

Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliche. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. Think of all the different ways we DON'T know about!

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1.
Traffickers using Elmo Doll to transport cocaine.
2.
No story here, just a banana filled with drugs.
3.
Seven pounds of heroin in three baseball bats. 3 strikes and your out!
4.
Limping man with drugs surgically implanted in thigh.
5.
A giant squid filled with 700 kilograms of cocaine!
6.
Boa Constrictors stuffed with cocaine-filled condoms. I'm sick of these mother f*ckin coke snakes on this mother f*ckin plane!"
7.
Marijuana was found in floorboards of truck hauling live bears.
8.
Sheets of thinly sliced cocaine hidden in Pringles cans. Bet you can't snort just one!
9.
Heroin-Covered Cocaine... No one will find it in here.
10.
DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live puppies. I call this one Smacky, that one Angel Dust and this little one is Crackhead!

1.
Traffickers using Elmo Doll to transport cocaine.
2.
No story here, just a banana filled with drugs.
3.
Seven pounds of heroin in three baseball bats. 3 strikes and your out!
4.
Limping man with drugs surgically implanted in thigh.
5.
A giant squid filled with 700 kilograms of cocaine!
6.
Boa Constrictors stuffed with cocaine-filled condoms. I'm sick of these mother f*ckin coke snakes on this mother f*ckin plane!"
7.
Marijuana was found in floorboards of truck hauling live bears.
8.
Sheets of thinly sliced cocaine hidden in Pringles cans. Bet you can't snort just one!
9.
Heroin-Covered Cocaine... No one will find it in here.
10.
DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live puppies. I call this one Smacky, that one Angel Dust and this little one is Crackhead!