Unitarded: Olympic Uniforms from Across the World and Time

sMilesKisses Published 07/17/2012

Picking a uniform to represent your country is an important decision. Or you can attempt China's current strategy which is to make the other teams laugh too hard to compete.

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In the words of McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it."
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These uniforms recall that quaint point in US history when men were men who owned other men as slaves.
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Australia's 2012 looks like Hogwarts down under.
4.
They represent the Lollipop Guild of Assasins i.e. Russia 2012.
5.
Again, Australia blows it by dressing up their athletes like dads on vacation.
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Japan 2000 and their amazing Technicolor Broken Dream Coat.
7.
Either Time Machine Insurance Salesman have just arrived from the future or it's the Netherlands' 2008 Olympic Team.
8.
Spain's uniforms double as airline stewardess uniforms.
9.
The Swedish uniform includes their national bird: a handsome man.
10.
Jamaica's uniform does an excellent job of representing their colorful cultural reputation: a bunch of terrifying stoners living in a tropical paradise.
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US 2012. Because our nation is best represented as retail worker-military serviceman.

1.
In the words of McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it."
2.
These uniforms recall that quaint point in US history when men were men who owned other men as slaves.
3.
Australia's 2012 looks like Hogwarts down under.
4.
They represent the Lollipop Guild of Assasins i.e. Russia 2012.
5.
Again, Australia blows it by dressing up their athletes like dads on vacation.
6.
Japan 2000 and their amazing Technicolor Broken Dream Coat.
7.
Either Time Machine Insurance Salesman have just arrived from the future or it's the Netherlands' 2008 Olympic Team.
8.
Spain's uniforms double as airline stewardess uniforms.
9.
The Swedish uniform includes their national bird: a handsome man.
10.
Jamaica's uniform does an excellent job of representing their colorful cultural reputation: a bunch of terrifying stoners living in a tropical paradise.
11.
US 2012. Because our nation is best represented as retail worker-military serviceman.