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Winning Caption By: MexiRedneck

"In soviet russia, pussy eats you!"

Our Old And Busted Caption:

Sitting in Paris’s lap can be dangerous.

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  bubb | Posted at 07:01pm Mar, 3 2008

  dude, can I crash on your cooch

  Replies....
  

  MajorTom | Posted at 07:03pm Mar, 17 2008

  dude. I can't believe you didn't win

  omgitsme | Posted at 06:16pm Mar, 7 2008

  HAHA i get it cause the couch is a
  vagina.........how can u like the
  vagina im more into the wangs

  pipedream22 | Posted at 03:40pm Mar, 6 2008

  saxyman14, "If this were real,
  that pillow would be impossible to
  find"
  
  Its a clit dumbass, every girl has
  one, they are all in the same spot. 
  Read an anatomy book, better yet...get
  laid.

  neckface | Posted at 12:14pm Mar, 6 2008

  I FOUND THE G-SPOT!!

  iluv2screw | Posted at 02:21am Mar, 6 2008

  this one is retarded

  csfreak | Posted at 11:16pm Mar, 5 2008

  sitting in Hilary's lap can be
  dangerous

  frederick600 | Posted at 09:30pm Mar, 5 2008

  funny

  crunkstar | Posted at 08:34pm Mar, 5 2008

  nice! this gets my vote.

  sadistic | Posted at 05:09pm Mar, 5 2008

  so is that bitch suposed to be the g
  spot

  qwertyuiopOP | Posted at 04:33pm Mar, 5 2008

  IVE LOST MY PENIS CREAM

  mspear8907 | Posted at 02:06pm Mar, 5 2008

  dmean92, the gooch is the spot between
  a guys ballsack and his butthole.  ur
  way off.

  Naysmith | Posted at 01:46pm Mar, 5 2008

  I love it!

  hodgie21 | Posted at 01:02pm Mar, 5 2008

  lol. great!

  Valafar | Posted at 12:21pm Mar, 5 2008

  dmean92 its def couch u fucking
  moron...that thing is head is on is a
  clit...if u know what that is.

  dmean92 | Posted at 11:52am Mar, 5 2008

  its gooch.
  

  
  

  achilles1313 | Posted at 05:16pm Mar, 3 2008

  That guy is a douche...

  Replies....
  

  achilles1313 | Posted at 06:14pm Mar, 5 2008

  poprocksucks its not like i read
  through all the coments before i post
  mine i just put whatever i think of...

  da1nonlybeast | Posted at 04:01pm Mar, 5 2008

  my vote

  bignate | Posted at 02:23pm Mar, 5 2008

  read thru all captions twice, and got
  it the second time i read it, BEST BY
  FAR, the caption has double meaning,
  meaning it's twice as good as anything
  else !!!

  Jekel_Chainz | Posted at 11:12am Mar, 5 2008

  Even though I didn't even get the
  chance to try, I give this one
  to.........you.

  wowza5937 | Posted at 11:10am Mar, 5 2008

  WINNER! this one is obviously the best

  derkwad | Posted at 09:39am Mar, 5 2008

  This is the best one!

  calski | Posted at 07:34am Mar, 5 2008

  lol  winner

  holleyolley | Posted at 03:33am Mar, 5 2008

  WINNER!

  acewing | Posted at 01:28am Mar, 5 2008

  subtle you...o wait u spelled it rite
  nm

  ihearttrolling | Posted at 11:46pm Mar, 4 2008

  suBTle you fuck face

  CrazyJayBe | Posted at 11:37pm Mar, 4 2008

  suTTle, you fudgepacker

  coolbreezeaaa | Posted at 11:28pm Mar, 4 2008

  I like it. simple, suddle, brilliant,
  hilarious!

  slwdeath | Posted at 09:29pm Mar, 4 2008

  LOL nice

  achilles1313 | Posted at 07:04pm Mar, 4 2008

  lol mine made it...

  cc_mm | Posted at 06:59pm Mar, 4 2008

  winner.

  
  

  DiscoNinja | Posted at 05:06pm Mar, 3 2008

  Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back
  in.

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  mcakes | Posted at 02:00am Mar, 5 2008

  You've heard serena being busted...
  but the Venus fly trap did me in! 
  70'sninja is the best to me

  wjpower | Posted at 11:02pm Mar, 4 2008

  they made him an offer he cunt refuse

  Dogfart | Posted at 06:54pm Mar, 4 2008

  They all suck but this is the best of
  the worst.

  royston72 | Posted at 06:16pm Mar, 4 2008

  The aristocrat - hat doffed.

  
  

  MexiRedneck | Posted at 01:56pm Mar, 3 2008

  "In soviet russia, pussy eats
  you!"

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  xMattx23 | Posted at 11:19am Apr, 8 2008

  fuck im an idiot...i dont even get it

  aJazzcat1 | Posted at 11:09pm Mar, 20 2008

  CAMERON?

  Swizzer89 | Posted at 01:07am Mar, 7 2008

  Winner

  fullrobotchubby | Posted at 11:44pm Mar, 6 2008

  I'm so glad this one won. It was an
  early entry too. Funniest by far.

  DC_Slick | Posted at 09:11pm Mar, 5 2008

  WINNER

  Drewshbag | Posted at 07:24pm Mar, 5 2008

  HAHA WINNER!!

  supersean13 | Posted at 02:13pm Mar, 5 2008

  winner

  7T2Z28 | Posted at 12:28pm Mar, 5 2008

  1

  McMuffin | Posted at 12:12pm Mar, 5 2008

  best by far lol

  hockeybull15 | Posted at 11:30am Mar, 5 2008

  best by far...even though there were
  like eight of them...

  creillyrun2 | Posted at 11:09am Mar, 5 2008

  too bad about 15 people posted this
  one, you were just lucky they chose
  you

  killswitch69 | Posted at 10:24am Mar, 5 2008

  holy shit winner!!!

  fragg | Posted at 09:27am Mar, 5 2008

  Definitely the best!

  MIleEndMob | Posted at 09:14am Mar, 5 2008

  Yes!!!

  Starkweather | Posted at 09:09am Mar, 5 2008

  nicely done!   got my vote

  
  

  iluv2screw | Posted at 12:53pm Mar, 3 2008

  "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!!"

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  monkeygirl88 | Posted at 01:38am Mar, 5 2008

  lol nice

  WWE_FAN | Posted at 08:48pm Mar, 4 2008

  it should be:FUCK YO COOCH NIGGA!!!:
  
  funny though

  nowwhathappens | Posted at 08:17pm Mar, 4 2008

  Best one, you win

  lungbiscuit | Posted at 07:45pm Mar, 4 2008

  this is the  one

  mattao | Posted at 07:40pm Mar, 4 2008

  haha how were you chosen with nigga in
  the caption?

  kevenx | Posted at 07:06pm Mar, 4 2008

  right here

  GoNads1420 | Posted at 07:05pm Mar, 4 2008

  this one sucks ass

  Pablos102030 | Posted at 06:59pm Mar, 4 2008

  Haha. It's called Chapelles Show
  dumbass.

  __ | Posted at 06:26pm Mar, 4 2008

  Haha. Ebaum actually put this in even
  after that 2 month long message
  against racist comments. W/E

  iluv2screw | Posted at 06:09pm Mar, 4 2008

  sweet, i made it in the top 10.. 

  psychoholicben | Posted at 06:09pm Mar, 4 2008

  these all suck 

  
  

  kbu77 | Posted at 12:29pm Mar, 3 2008

  Someone call John Edwards, this thing needs
  a giant douche!

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  Slitmywrists | Posted at 09:20pm Mar, 5 2008

  @ purelove - No good. :(

  purelove | Posted at 11:09am Mar, 5 2008

  ok but how about ......"dude i
  told u that ur moms pussy was
  huge"

  Buttchop | Posted at 09:42am Mar, 5 2008

  Well, dncox, it should've read John
  Edward and not John Edwards although
  they both qualify as giant douches.

  lucky825 | Posted at 01:14am Mar, 5 2008

  def. a good southpark reference... i
  think this is pretty damn good..

  dncox | Posted at 01:02am Mar, 5 2008

  For the retards that think this is a
  political message, shut the fuck up.
  This is a reference to south park. 

  Plasmattica | Posted at 09:06pm Mar, 4 2008

  Good stuff. This is it.

  crazzispaz | Posted at 08:39pm Mar, 4 2008

  PAHA.
  
  
  voteee

  Gizmo6969 | Posted at 08:04pm Mar, 4 2008

  hey thats not nice edwards would of
  been better then obama

  Szadek | Posted at 07:41pm Mar, 4 2008

  Nice South Park reference.  If there
  was a second place this should be it.

  twd22285 | Posted at 07:19pm Mar, 4 2008

  should win but won't because its a
  political blast and not enough
  ebaumers are educated enough to like
  it...sorry dude
  

  skorn1999 | Posted at 06:14pm Mar, 4 2008

  this one is the winner

  dingodrive85 | Posted at 06:12pm Mar, 4 2008

  well done

  Buttchop | Posted at 05:10pm Mar, 4 2008

  Got my vote. Anything that bashes that
  blow-dried, ambulance chasing prick is
  gold.