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Winning Caption By: TheDew

Horses, making people crippled since Christopher Reeves.

Our Old And Busted Caption:

Before finally winning a Super Bowl, John Elway challenged anyone who doubted his ability.

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  TheDew | Posted at 01:58pm Mar, 11 2008

  Horses, making people crippled since
  Christopher Reeves.

  Replies....
  

  EggOnlyEgg | Posted at 02:09pm Apr, 14 2008

  go to this url to send ebaum an email
  to tell him make a new one. Change the
  user name to your Ebaumsworld user
  name:
  ebaumsworld.com/user/createMessage/YOU
  RUSERNAME/buddy=ebaum

  littlelad5 | Posted at 02:49pm Apr, 13 2008

  make a new one!!!!!!

  DnB_Guru | Posted at 11:57am Apr, 12 2008

  This actually won? next lets make
  jokes about down syndrome children
  that'll grrreat! douchebags

  NormanBorlaug | Posted at 10:31pm Apr, 9 2008

  Wow, this one really sucks

  whozthat93 | Posted at 09:34pm Apr, 8 2008

  this one caption contest has been here
  for what? 3 months now? WHAT THE FUCK.

  failerb | Posted at 05:44pm Apr, 5 2008

  this actually won?

  wizard555 | Posted at 07:19pm Apr, 4 2008

  "tell me human do you know how
  centaurs are made"

  wizard555 | Posted at 07:18pm Apr, 4 2008

  that on fuckin sucked

  wyatt420 | Posted at 04:54pm Apr, 3 2008

  This is what happens when a hillbilly
  asualts a horse

  ferb444 | Posted at 10:53pm Apr, 2 2008

  WILBER!!!! I DID IT AGAIN..........

  mgnfcntmrk | Posted at 04:46pm Apr, 1 2008

  I think I'm on Ebaums shit list for
  always talking shit about him. Why
  else would he reject a comment
  refering to Bob Vila getting his ass
  kicked. Fucking ebaums, you're a tard
  man...nutsack...fucker. We enjoy
  leaving comments on ALL the pics and
  videos, we just want the sense of
  competition, bastard. Put up a new
  caption contest,
  biiiioooottttcccchhhh!!!

  bigjoe89 | Posted at 04:03pm Mar, 31 2008

  thats sooo fucked up, but funny as
  hell

  mgnfcntmrk | Posted at 10:55am Mar, 31 2008

  Nobody cares about photoshop contests.
  Put up a new caption contest ebaums,
  damn.

  philbos81 | Posted at 10:00am Mar, 31 2008

  wake the fuck up ebaum we need a new
  one

  acedouble | Posted at 01:46am Mar, 31 2008

  like ur dew lol

  
  

  kbu77 | Posted at 10:24am Mar, 11 2008

  clearly this horse is...
  un-stable.

  Replies....
  

  goldiemcg | Posted at 03:08pm Mar, 31 2008

  I agree with hawkteflon, showoffjp's
  comment was great, lol.

  pmontgo11ky | Posted at 09:17pm Mar, 25 2008

  after his kinokarate lesson..he
  decides to test his knowledge and
  agility on someone

  GoNads1420 | Posted at 12:55am Mar, 13 2008

  did you get that joke from a laffy
  taffy?

  hawkteflon | Posted at 12:41am Mar, 13 2008

  HA HA!! i'm laughing at showoffjp.
  that's freakin' hilarious

  crap4face | Posted at 12:05am Mar, 13 2008

  Teacher jokes suck. YOU LOSE

  Flub13 | Posted at 10:03pm Mar, 12 2008

  win

  omgimbeasthoe | Posted at 05:00pm Mar, 12 2008

  winner much??

  showoffjp | Posted at 04:41pm Mar, 12 2008

  In Soviet Russia, dead horse beats
  you...

  bodom666 | Posted at 04:17pm Mar, 12 2008

  Fail

  noyoureanidiot | Posted at 04:07pm Mar, 12 2008

  boooooo...
  hiissssss...
  
  that was bad. bad pun. bad pun.

  
  

  zetamafia911 | Posted at 11:58pm Mar, 10 2008

  ann coulter finally shows her true form...

  Replies....
  

  polskais1 | Posted at 04:25pm Mar, 28 2008

  How can you not know who Ann Coulter
  is you morons! This one is by far the
  best.

  PlugRunner | Posted at 08:24pm Mar, 13 2008

  that'll be$4300

  crap4face | Posted at 12:07am Mar, 13 2008

  Funny,but not the funniest. only
  diference is I would fuck this horse. 

  spaz_attack5000 | Posted at 10:53pm Mar, 12 2008

  she has a horse face and shes anorexic

  Reignfall | Posted at 10:46pm Mar, 12 2008

  this crap beat mine? pff 

  Burn1314 | Posted at 08:57pm Mar, 12 2008

  I dont

  cronicalsofpoo2 | Posted at 08:56pm Mar, 12 2008

  who even knows who that is?

  
  

  bala_la | Posted at 09:14pm Mar, 10 2008

  Sarah Jessica Parker lashed out at a
  paparazzi today who had rudely asked her
  "why the long face?".    

  Replies....
  

  GoNads1420 | Posted at 12:57am Mar, 13 2008

  of all the "why the long
  face" captions this is the one
  that's picked?  it was a stolen
  combination of two captions, c'mon
  guys

  crap4face | Posted at 12:15am Mar, 13 2008

  FRED NORRIS IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO
  SAY THIS. YOU LOSE.

  24scoot | Posted at 04:08pm Mar, 12 2008

  you would steal my joke

  
  

  Buttchop | Posted at 08:26pm Mar, 10 2008

  He had a choice between owning the first
  seaon DVD of Li'l Bush or getting kicked in
  the nuts by a horse.

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  Xtmp077 | Posted at 11:40pm Apr, 12 2008

  should have won

  OUTTRIGGER | Posted at 06:02am Apr, 7 2008

  lol, this should of won

  UofL3000 | Posted at 05:55pm Apr, 5 2008

  not to funny

  JayMac | Posted at 06:17pm Mar, 28 2008

  OMFG this one is the greatest just
  pick it already!

  xballtonguex2 | Posted at 09:43pm Mar, 23 2008

  this should have won BY FAR.

  cigar_holder | Posted at 04:05am Mar, 22 2008

  LMAO

  Bender | Posted at 11:35am Mar, 20 2008

  haha

  BlitZerg | Posted at 12:25pm Mar, 17 2008

  this gets my vote.. all others suck

  myguy123 | Posted at 09:32am Mar, 16 2008

  winner

  mclovin1972 | Posted at 03:14am Mar, 16 2008

  whinnie

  emotionlessfear | Posted at 10:17pm Mar, 15 2008

  winner ffs winner

  Throckmorton | Posted at 03:44pm Mar, 15 2008

  winner

  idiot12 | Posted at 02:07pm Mar, 15 2008

  winner

  AA_thatguy67 | Posted at 09:32pm Mar, 14 2008

  got my vote

  fullrobotchubby | Posted at 06:25pm Mar, 14 2008

  Ok so I like it, it gets my vote,
  but... if you win the Li'l Bush
  DVD?... Will you offer your nuts to a
  horse's hoof instead? (brain explodes)

  
  

  Citric | Posted at 07:27pm Mar, 10 2008

  HELP!, I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

  Replies....
  

  Your_m0m | Posted at 08:53pm Mar, 24 2008

  This is so stupid that i find it
  hilarious

  xchristyxx | Posted at 11:18am Mar, 13 2008

  This one sucks.How did it even get
  picked.

  crap4face | Posted at 12:10am Mar, 13 2008

  VERY HACKIE. YOU LOSE

  WTFuSay | Posted at 11:42pm Mar, 12 2008

  genius!

  AA_thatguy67 | Posted at 07:02pm Mar, 12 2008

  im gonna be honest... that  joke is
  old.

  steventehpimp | Posted at 05:50pm Mar, 12 2008

  this is fucking horrible go kill
  yourself

  davidfbrownjr | Posted at 05:19pm Mar, 12 2008

  lmao

  deli1076 | Posted at 04:52pm Mar, 12 2008

  win by default

  littlelad5 | Posted at 04:43pm Mar, 12 2008

  wow that sucked almost as good as your
  mom.

  samwing | Posted at 04:18pm Mar, 12 2008

  these suck so bad
  

  bodom666 | Posted at 04:18pm Mar, 12 2008

  Double fail

  spikeolas | Posted at 04:15pm Mar, 12 2008

  this is probly the best of the worst

  McMuffin | Posted at 04:14pm Mar, 12 2008

  this is the best one even though they
  all clearly suck

  eatCORNCHIPS | Posted at 04:09pm Mar, 12 2008

  You win,  but the prize still sucks

  bossygrant | Posted at 04:06pm Mar, 12 2008

  yes..I like this one

  
  

  jnf486 | Posted at 06:54pm Mar, 10 2008

  No sir, I didn't like it.

  Replies....
  

  littleles315 | Posted at 01:24pm Apr, 2 2008

  LOL!

  synth_real | Posted at 03:17pm Mar, 13 2008

  This was the only one that I got a
  good laugh out of, I grew up on that
  show

  rolcsibacsi | Posted at 02:17am Mar, 13 2008

  The "Lil' Bush" comment was
  funny, but this one's even better.

  crap4face | Posted at 12:11am Mar, 13 2008

  BILLY WEST IS A GOD... BUT YOU LOSE

  jnf486 | Posted at 12:04am Mar, 13 2008

  My "save a horse, kill a
  cowboy" quote is better than this
  one I wrote.

  jnf486 | Posted at 12:02am Mar, 13 2008

  sad thing this isn't even the best
  caption I posted... Sooo sad Ebaum

  rich022 | Posted at 08:27pm Mar, 12 2008

  you sir, get my vote

  PeraSyte603 | Posted at 07:25pm Mar, 12 2008

  WINNER!!!! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

  Jekel_Chainz | Posted at 05:38pm Mar, 12 2008

  Yes'ir, you got my vote, Ren And
  Stimpy rule!

  tedrules23 | Posted at 05:15pm Mar, 12 2008

  winner........

  MikeRowe | Posted at 04:15pm Mar, 12 2008

  hahaha ren and stimpy.  winner if more
  ppl get the reference

  
  

  shoemoodoshaloo | Posted at 06:13pm Mar, 10 2008

  Pony-age!!!

  Replies....
  

  MexiRedneck | Posted at 03:30pm Mar, 13 2008

  loser. die.

  crap4face | Posted at 12:12am Mar, 13 2008

  ENUFF OF THE OWNAGE PUNS. YOU LOSE

  Reignfall | Posted at 10:43pm Mar, 12 2008

  yeah thanks for ripping me off with a
  lesser version of it, you asshat 

  emmerly | Posted at 09:45pm Mar, 12 2008

  definitely should be p'wnage but
  meh...

  kevinstyles | Posted at 09:15pm Mar, 12 2008

  Dont fuck with Mr. Ed

  Midniterunner | Posted at 04:20pm Mar, 12 2008

  What is with all of the gay puns

  theclutch747 | Posted at 04:14pm Mar, 12 2008

  gay-age

  
  

  ImFirst | Posted at 05:59pm Mar, 10 2008

  "Fine Chelsea, You win, Ill vote for
  your mom."

  Replies....
  

  Bender | Posted at 08:18am Apr, 4 2008

  heh

  brainbean | Posted at 02:33am Mar, 18 2008

  win

  EmoKid81 | Posted at 09:41pm Mar, 17 2008

  Winner

  crashtt | Posted at 01:37am Mar, 16 2008

  only one that made me gigle a little

  slickens | Posted at 08:30pm Mar, 13 2008

  good

  7T2Z28 | Posted at 08:09am Mar, 13 2008

  lol

  crap4face | Posted at 12:13am Mar, 13 2008

  YOU LOSE

  brisk4life | Posted at 08:01pm Mar, 12 2008

  dont get it lol

  moose3425 | Posted at 07:25pm Mar, 12 2008

  this one is the best
  

  ImSecond | Posted at 05:20pm Mar, 12 2008

  The Best!!! lol she does look like
  chelsea Clinton...

  runf001 | Posted at 04:53pm Mar, 12 2008

  unfortunatly, she didnt swallow him 

  genius58 | Posted at 04:49pm Mar, 12 2008

  your mom swallows.