The 20 Worst Holiday Cards

Spartan300 Published 12/25/2010

No need to check that mailbox in hopes of a Christmas card from Aunt Edith, Ive got heaps of holiday cheer for you with the 20 Worst Holiday Cards.

1.
This kid isn't crying because of Santa, he just really, really hates surfing
2.
You wouldn't expect it, but the Schaeffers throw one hell of a Christmas party
3.
Something tells me that Jeremy, Christian and Wade do lots of things together
4.
12 angry hookers, 11 greedy lawyers, 10 lost endorsements, 9 missing teeth, one homicidal wife
5.
Not sure what company sent this card, but when I find out they'll be getting my business
6.
Somebody notify the proper authorities
7.
Welcome to the family, kid. The next 18 years aren't going to be easy
8.
Can't you just feel that Christmas spirit?!
9.
No words to describe...
10.
You can't say they didn't cover all their bases
11.
Yes, it's true - even the ginger kids
12.
How this card was conceived may never be known, but LSD probably played a role
13.
All of them. He sleeps with all of them
14.
Some people march to the beat of their own drum, family customs be damned
15.
Return to sender
16.
I'm skeptical of Jiggy Puddin's street cred
17.
Did they have their eyes closed when they picked out those sweaters?
18.
Guinea pigs have been known to eat their young, get baby Jesus outta there!
19.
The holidays just got a lot less happy
20.
Nothing could make this photo more awkward. Nothing

1.
This kid isn't crying because of Santa, he just really, really hates surfing
2.
You wouldn't expect it, but the Schaeffers throw one hell of a Christmas party
3.
Something tells me that Jeremy, Christian and Wade do lots of things together
4.
12 angry hookers, 11 greedy lawyers, 10 lost endorsements, 9 missing teeth, one homicidal wife
5.
Not sure what company sent this card, but when I find out they'll be getting my business
6.
Somebody notify the proper authorities
7.
Welcome to the family, kid. The next 18 years aren't going to be easy
8.
Can't you just feel that Christmas spirit?!
9.
No words to describe...
10.
You can't say they didn't cover all their bases
11.
Yes, it's true - even the ginger kids
12.
How this card was conceived may never be known, but LSD probably played a role
13.
All of them. He sleeps with all of them
14.
Some people march to the beat of their own drum, family customs be damned
15.
Return to sender
16.
I'm skeptical of Jiggy Puddin's street cred
17.
Did they have their eyes closed when they picked out those sweaters?
18.
Guinea pigs have been known to eat their young, get baby Jesus outta there!
19.
The holidays just got a lot less happy
20.
Nothing could make this photo more awkward. Nothing