N.E.W.S.

Hakik Published 01/04/2011

First (and maybe last) edition of the news raised to eBaum's standards.

1.
Hungary eyes at a weird Greenpeace protest.
2.
Yea swiming in ice water is bad ass. But there's one thing about cold water that won't impress girls.
3.
Another protest, this one must be for dental health reforms.
4.
Those Australians have no luck. They had to endure floods. Now this town had all their girls menstruate at the same time.
5.
Breaking news: Sailors use profanity and enjoy lewd videos.
6.
7.
I don't know much about cricket or what's going on right now at the Ashes. But I heard it's the team with the best Morris dance moves that wins.
8.
Bears fans maybe taking it too far.
9.
Meanwhile in Canada...
10.
Gbagbo's ducking of his eviction has surfaced on his website.
11.
Guy gets submerged in ice for a world record.
12.
Not as cool as getting submerged in woman's pee.
13.
India still hasn't found the cause for its rocket launch fail.
14.
Good news for Bdoubled. Scientists in the US have found the cause of male baldness this week.
15.
Businessmen in Japan come pray to Mizuka for more eBones.
16.
More snow in the Northeast. Times Square turned into a ski resort.
17.
Uganda finally puts a stop to a newspaper that publicly denounces and names gays.

1.
Hungary eyes at a weird Greenpeace protest.
2.
Yea swiming in ice water is bad ass. But there's one thing about cold water that won't impress girls.
3.
Another protest, this one must be for dental health reforms.
4.
Those Australians have no luck. They had to endure floods. Now this town had all their girls menstruate at the same time.
5.
Breaking news: Sailors use profanity and enjoy lewd videos.
6.
7.
I don't know much about cricket or what's going on right now at the Ashes. But I heard it's the team with the best Morris dance moves that wins.
8.
Bears fans maybe taking it too far.
9.
Meanwhile in Canada...
10.
Gbagbo's ducking of his eviction has surfaced on his website.
11.
Guy gets submerged in ice for a world record.
12.
Not as cool as getting submerged in woman's pee.
13.
India still hasn't found the cause for its rocket launch fail.
14.
Good news for Bdoubled. Scientists in the US have found the cause of male baldness this week.
15.
Businessmen in Japan come pray to Mizuka for more eBones.
16.
More snow in the Northeast. Times Square turned into a ski resort.
17.
Uganda finally puts a stop to a newspaper that publicly denounces and names gays.