I don't know what the guy on the left is smiling about. He is going to get raped in about five minutes.

Yes. The only correct answer.

So do assholes buy Prius OR does buying a Prius make you an asshole?

Helmets for both heads.

It's easier to put tips in there when the shoes are over the strippers head.

I don't think those words mean what they think they mean.

I guess he won't bite the hand that feeds.

I haz chezburger helpur?

One year in a horseshit industry.

Where's Sulu? I can't drive.

They finally fucking did it..

Don't think that cough drop is going to help with what that problem.

Epic.

I am going to make a wild guess and say her name is Barbie.

Comfy yet?

Creepy.

I think the time to lance that has passed.

One last time. The brake is on the FUCKING LEFT.

There is a special place reserved in hell for this designer. Next to Galliano.

His dad just over shot the awesome scale.

Did they deliver that on a flatbed?

Who watches the baristas?

Damn. I was going to go with Steve's topic.