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Bacon Roses

Because real roses just don't taste very good.

By mclovin1972

Published 14 years ago

Because real roses just don't taste very good.
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    Mmmmmm...bacon roses...

    Bacon Roses

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    BACON - (1 regular pack & 1 thick cut pack); Rose Stems; Glass Vase; Mini Muffin Pan; Broiler Pan; Drill with 1/8 bit;

    Bacon Roses

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    Place the muffin pan on top of the broiler pan.

    Bacon Roses

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    Drill holes in the bottom of the muffin pan. This will allow the grease to drain when cooking the bacon.

    Bacon Roses

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    Preheat the oven to 375 deg. Fahrenheit; Open the bacon and begin tightly rolling the roses, one piece at a time.

    Bacon Roses

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    Start with the widest end of the bacon, with the fat edge down. I like to use a combination of thick and thin bacon so I end up with a variety of rose shapes.

    Bacon Roses

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    Place all of the bacon in the muffin pans pushing down slightly.

    Bacon Roses

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    Pull all of the roses off from the stems. Pull the green backing off from the rose and then separate it into individual parts.

    Bacon Roses

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    Discard petals & center red piece. Reassemble remaining green parts. Put green piece back on stem, but force it down so approx 1 inch of stem protrudes

    Bacon Roses

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    Put the stems in your vase and fill with gravel or marbles to hold them in place.

    Bacon Roses

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    Place in the oven and cook for 30-40 minutes. Check in on them occasionally. Sometimes you will have to lift the rose so the grease will drain out the pan.

    Bacon Roses

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    When the bacon buds are done, remove from the oven and place on paper towel to cool.

    Bacon Roses

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    Pick your favorites and slide them onto the protruding stems.

    Bacon Roses

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    Arrange the roses to your liking and then present the aromatic bouquet to your favorite bacon fanatic!

    Bacon Roses

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    Last but not least: PREPARE TO GET LAID!

    Bacon Roses

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