21 Jokes So Stupid They're Funny

monsters244 Published 05/03/2014

Number 9 is kind of a crappy joke.. If there is one thing I've learned in life, it is this: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Stupid jokes are the best jokes, because its so very rare that you have to explain them, and if you do, you have your answer right there, here's your sign. Sometime jokes can actually be so inane they actually make us laugh, which is what this collection is all about. So if you enjoy imitating Picard's face-palm, you'll definitely have a concussion after this list. Or just keep yourself chuckling away with some of these perfect corny jokes.

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1. Why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
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4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog
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5. What kind of bagel can fly?
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6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
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7. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti.
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8. How does a train eat?
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9. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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11.
10. Whats Forrest Gumps password?
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11. Knock knock.
13.
Britney Spears.
14.
Knock knock.
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16.
12. What do you call a cow with no legs?
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13. How is imitation like a plateau?
18.
14. So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
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15. A magician was driving down the street
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16. Whats the best thing about living in Switzerland?
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17. What does Batman get in his drinks?
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18. What sport do you play with a wombat?
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19. What does a nosy pepper do?
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20. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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21. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

1.
1. Why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
2.
2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
3.
3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
4.
4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog
5.
5. What kind of bagel can fly?
6.
6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
7.
7. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti.
8.
8. How does a train eat?
9.
9. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
10.
11.
10. Whats Forrest Gumps password?
12.
11. Knock knock.
13.
Britney Spears.
14.
Knock knock.
15.
16.
12. What do you call a cow with no legs?
17.
13. How is imitation like a plateau?
18.
14. So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
19.
15. A magician was driving down the street
20.
16. Whats the best thing about living in Switzerland?
21.
17. What does Batman get in his drinks?
22.
18. What sport do you play with a wombat?
23.
19. What does a nosy pepper do?
24.
20. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
25.
21. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.