Urban Dictionary - 101
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Published
05/09/2014
You're already reading this, might as well learn some urban slang...
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1.
Procrastination - What you are doing right now. Get back to work. -
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Making it snow - It is similar to making it rain, except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds. -
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Dudebro - A male, ages 18-24, who refers to his acquaintances as dude and or bro in the same sentence. -
4.
Cameragoer - A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera phone, thus blocking the view of the concert goers behind the camera. -
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Brosama bin Laden - A friend that you never see. Hes always hiding or just at home. -
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Smellucination - To smellucinate to imagine a smell that isn't actually there -
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Successorize - The act of using clothing or apparel to make you look or feel more successful -
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Googlical proportions - When a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the Internet. -
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Vaguebooking - An intentionally vague Facebook status update that prompts friends to ask whats going on, or is possibly a cry for help. -
10.
Store d'oeuvres - Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something that they weren't planning on. -
11.
Going screensaver - When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting. -
12.
Defensive eating - Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it. -
13.
Bobot - A redneck robot. Usually only good for manual labor and barbecues. -
14.
Nascar - Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours -
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Menusha - An illiterate person trying to spell minutia -
16.
Pineapples - Why the heck are you looking at the definition of pineapples? You should know what pineapples are. -
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Immature - What one redneck says to another when he wants his chair back -
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Literally - A word that teenage girls often confuse with figuratively ie. That test literally killed me -
19.
yolo - Carpe diem for intellectually challenged people. -
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Facebook necrologist - A person who never misses a chance to post a RIP insert name status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies. -
21.
Kansas City Shuffle - When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck -
22.
Nicklebacking - The act of willfully allowing ones ears to bleed. -
23.
Mr Clean - A man with less than 10 body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters. -
24.
Textra-terrestrial - Someone who is an alien to texting, usually older and technologically impaired. -
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Brotein - The meal eaten directly after any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros.
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