Famous Quotes
Jeff1232
Published
09/16/2014
Fake famous quotes.
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Adolf Hitler - "I'm tired of the burnt smells from the oven, we should run a self clean in there." -
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Alfred Hitchcock - "Can you turn the lights on, I'm scared to go down stairs. " -
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Anne Frank - "Jeff quite with the damn chips!!" -
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Benjamin Franklin - "I might move out to California next year." -
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Bruce Lee - "I hate math!" -
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Charles Manson - "I'm voting for Kennedy next time around." -
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Che Guevara - "We should appeal to our leaders for more help on the subject of the poor." -
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Winston Churchill - "We should talk it out with Germany, you can't hug with nuclear arms." -
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Leonardo da Vinci - "Drawing is boring." -
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Princess Diana - "Let's pose for some pictures before we go." -
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Albert Einstein - "Space is a funny word you know. Say it slow, spaaacccee." -
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Elvis Presley - "That toilet seat is comfy!" -
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Galileo Galilei - "I'll prove the moon landing wasn't real! I'll look at for the landing site with my telescope!" -
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Hunter S. Thompson - "Hugs not drugs man. Did you just see that alligator dude walk by?" -
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John Lennon - "Yoko, now that's a toe tapper, sing it again!" -
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Martin Luther King Jr - "I wish things would go back the way they were." -
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Martin Luther King Jr - "I made the whole dream thing up lol." -
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Abraham Lincoln - "I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Need anything from concession stand?" -
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Marilyn Monroe - "I just want to settle down in a white house with a big yard." -
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Mark Twain - "I can write anything I want on paper and people will buy it." -
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Mary Seacole - "No one will know who I am." -
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Mona Lisa - "Can you paint faster please...Gosh!" -
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Theodore Roosevelt - "I'm a real cowboy! Pew Pew PEW!!" -
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William Shakespeare - "Theater is for losers and hacks who can't make it big in Hollywood." -
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Sigmund Freud - "B you Cray Cray." -
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Joseph Stalin - "Whats mine is yours, Me Casa Su Casa bro." -
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Steve Jobs - "Android is pretty cool!" -
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Nikola Tesla - "I need an outlet, my phone is dying." -
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Walt Disney - "I'm tripping balls...I swear I just saw a mouse on my shoulder."
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