What It Means: Somebody is either dying, or your friend Lindsay owes you a lot of big favors after this one.

What It Means: Your friend took drugs. A lot of drugs.

What It Means: It's almost definitely a pocket text, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT!? You'll try to convince yourself she's asking you if you want to go see a new DJ called DJ jjjjjjjjbhjbh. It's time to let go.

What It Means: Your friend drank way too much and is making promises he will never keep. In a week he'll forget this text ever existed.

What It Means: "The person I started dating instead of you broke up with me and now I'm super horny so I'm hoping you're still single and really lonely!"

What It Means: You're about to be very single.

What It Means: If you're out, someone is seriously concerned about you, but if you're home, someone is about to ask you for a major favor.

What It Means: Your friend is going to jail and you should shred any evidence that connects you with him.

What It Means: Your friend needs to examine a lot of life choices and you need to keep your phone on silent at night.

What It Means: You're either getting fired for something truly terrible, or you have the absolute worst boss in the world that has knows no boundaries.

What It Means: He's sleeping in your bed or he's having sex in the living room.

What It Means: She's not wanting to go to Olive Garden at 3am, so that means BOOTY CALLLLLLL!