23 Red Flags In Your Relationship With Yourself
Nathan Johnson
Published
11/08/2014
We tend to be our own worst enemies
- List View
- Player View
- Grid View
Advertisement
-
1.
When your dishes pile up to an unreasonable height -
2.
When you realize too late that the important email you sent contained a glaring typo -
3.
When you pour your cereal before realizing you're out of milk -
4.
When your plastic grocery bag situation gets out of control -
5.
When you realize that most of your pantry is filled by fluorescent-orange snacks -
6.
When you just cant bring yourself to fold your clothes -
7.
When you let your empty shampoo bottles accumulate in your shower instead of throwing them out -
8.
When you set out to watch one thing on Netflix, but end up spending your whole day glued to the screen -
9.
When you find yourself using toilet paper, paper towels, and napkins interchangeably -
10.
When you go entire days without talking to a single person more often than you'd care to admit -
11.
When you regularly walk into rooms and forget what you came in for -
12.
When you choose to ignore that The Desk or The Chair is really turning into more of a storage space than a useful item of furniture -
13.
When you set out to do something important on the computer, but instead find yourself reading listicles for hours -
14.
When you order a lot of food with the intention of having it last a few days, but then eat it all in one sitting -
15.
When you drive yourself crazy checking your phone when you're waiting on an important text message -
16.
When you run out of underwear and have to make the choice between going commando, using bathing suit bottoms, or spending money on new ones -
17.
When you have to resort to chewing lots of gum because you realize too late that you forgot to brush your teeth -
18.
When you resort to Febreeze or body spray to try and fail to cover up the fact that you ran out of deodorant -
19.
When you leave a creepy bugs corpse on the floor because youre too scared to touch it -
20.
When you realize you have a receipt graveyard in your purse or wallet -
21.
When you don't study for a test because you don't think you'll need to and then regret it when you see whats on the test -
22.
When you put off tidying up the house and then have a guest unexpectedly come over -
23.
When you swear to yourself that you'll fix all these issues starting tomorrow, but tomorrow keeps getting put off
0 Comments