21 Things You Only Have To Deal With When You Are Jew...ish
Marty Mcfly
Published
12/23/2014
When one half of your family is Jewish and the other isn't, you'd think you'd grow up with a wider cultural understanding. But really, all you really get is guilt over being a bad Jew.
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You only realize that its Hanukkah when you see your Jewish family members posting about it on Facebook -
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Your dedication to lighting your menorah fades out after the third or fourth night -
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You know how to pronounce some words in Hebrew, but only have a vague idea of what they mean -
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You still have to use spell check to remember how to write Chanukah -
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You often wonder how well you fit into common Jewish stereotypes -
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Everyone had lots of questions for you when your class learned about judaism in school -
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You never know for sure which stories are from the Old Testament and which ones are from the New Testament -
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You pay little to no attention to what is and isnt kosher -
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You spelled yarmulke wrong for an embarrassingly large fraction of your life -
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You felt kind of left out when you were the only cousin not to get your own bar or bat mitzvah -
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Youve tried being a good Jew before and then realized you lacked the commitment -
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You get super excited when you meet other Jewish people -
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You only have a slight idea of what the other Jewish holidays are about -
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The Jewish side of your family is always trying to get you to be more Jewish -
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You constantly have to explain to people how you can be half-Jewish -
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You have absolutely no idea how to play with a dreidel -
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Your friends used to think you were so lucky because you surely got presents for Christmas AND Chanukah -
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You get excited when Jewish references come up in movies or TV shows until you realize you have no idea what theyre talking about. -
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Your comeback to accusations of, Youre not a real Jew, is, Yeah, I know. -
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You always end up feeling like a black sheep no matter which side of the family youre with -
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But in the end, you know that you wouldnt be complete without your Jewish half.
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