The Pouter-The pouter is usually a child under the age of 10, but occasionally its an emotionally stunted, spoiled adult. This person spends the entire evening impatiently waiting for present-opening time and complains about every event that precedes it. Cant we open presents before dinner? hell beg. And when his request is denied hell slump in whatever chair is farthest away from the action and glare at his plate of food as if it were something not even a prisoner would eat.When its finally time to open presents, dont make the mistake of thinking a gift is all that is needed to boost his mood, as invariably, whatever the ingrate gets will be a disappointment or not as expensive as what someone else received.

The Inebriator-The Inebriator may sound like a really cool superhero, but hes usually just an uncle who cant survive any family function without the assistance of booze, and his antics should look very familiar since you undoubtedly just saw them at Thanksgiving dinner. If he doesnt arrive tipsy, as soon as he steps through the door hell make a beeline to the garage, kitchen, or wherever your family happens to store the hard stuff. Before long hell be slurring his words, talking too close, and doling out uncomfortably tight hugs to anyone and everyone including your prudish Great Aunt Marge.Whether its in a flask or hiding in an innocuous gas station fountain soda cup, hell never tackle the holidays without some liquid comfort

The Over-doer-The over-doer is generally the housewife-type who takes every domestic chore to unnatural levels. She revels in Christmas, because it is the one time of year when all her obsessions crafting, baking, and homemade gifts are utilized simultaneously and with extreme fervor. Her gift wrapping always looks like something youd see in a Macys window display, her presents are handcrafted, and shed rather be caught dead than seen carrying around an ordinary tin of sugar cookies her sweets always look like miniature versions of something else or are 3D.Guests will oooo and ahhhh over her offerings, and shell just smile dismissively and act as if theyre no big deal and took no time at all. However, if you happen to live with the over-doer, you know she pulled an all-nighter trying to get everything together and sent her husband to the store multiple times, at least once after midnight, to fetch something he thought she didnt really need e.g. striped ribbon for the reindeers neck because the plain ribbon she already had didnt look quite right.

The Cheapskate-If your extended family has grown to the point where its no longer practical for everyone to buy everyone else a gift, you may have collectively made the decision to draw names, so people only have to buy one present for the person whose name they picked. This approach can actually work out pretty well since you usually end up with one gift you actually like instead of 15 pieces of inexpensive junk. That is, of course, unless the cheapskate picks your name. The cheapskate doesnt see drawing names as an opportunity to give someone a thoughtful, personalized gift. Instead, he thinks, Yeah, I only have to buy ONE gift! Then he proceeds to the dollar store where hell end up buying you a paperweight, a hacky sack, or an extra-large root beer mug. You hate to be an ingrate like the pouter, but cmon, why even bother?

The High-Strung-The most high-strung person at the gathering is always the mother or hostess and if she is covering both roles, expect her to be doubly high-strung. Essentially, she wants the evening to flow perfectly, which usually means recreating a scene she saw in a Hallmark Christmas movie. Shell dictate where everyone sits at the table, who opens what present, and how to pose for photos. No one can eat, even if the food is already on the table and getting cold, until your undependable brother Rob shows up, and if Rob never appears theres an 87 chance he wont shell get weepy yet still come up with some type of excuse for him.If Rob does stop by, theres still a 50 chance shell have a mental breakdown at some point, which leaves everyone white-knuckling their arm chairs and choosing their words very carefully when shes in the room.

The Indifferent-Teenagers and men usually take on the role of the indifferent. They could be at the party or not they dont care. What do they want for Christmas? Nothing. Whatever is their answer for every question, and you could tell them anything the turkeys burnt, Christmas is cancelled, their long-lost cousin Jeremy just arrived and theyre still not getting their butts off the couch.

The self-righteous, which could be a whole family, want to tell everyone how they kept Jesus in the season this year. They proudly announce how they disapprove of the commercialization of Christmas, which is the reason why theyre giving gifts of service this year instead of store-bought presents youd better hope they didnt pick your name.You feel bad for their kids because you know Santa isnt going to visit their house, and despite how much indoctrination happens in a family, every kid wants a real present for Christmas.

The New GirlfriendBoyfriend-No matter how many years pass, someone in the family is at the age where they want to bring the new boyfriendgirlfriend to the festivities. This is thoroughly exciting for the young couple as theyre obviously taking their relationship to the next level, but for everyone else its a pain in the butt, as it means someone has to monitor the inebriator the entire night to ensure he doesnt fondle the new person, while everyone else has to be on their best behavior in an effort not to send the high-strung person AKA mom into a tirade that scares off the newbie.Not to mention, theres always the question of whether or not to get this person a gift. Naturally, itd be awkward if everyone else is opening presents and the girlfriendboyfriend has nothing under the tree, but what do you give a person whom you know nothing about?

Like the self-righteous, the bitter are fed-up with the commercialization of Christmas, but instead of fueling their energies toward good whether sincere or not, they just hate the whole damn holiday. The bitter begin their complaining right after Halloween when they start seeing Christmas decorations for sale in the store. I cant believe it! They grumble. Christmas decorations already! Whatever happened to Thanksgiving?If it werent for those living in their household, they swear they wouldnt even have a tree, and they make sure all decorations come down promptly on Dec. 26th.The Bitter-

The I-Cant-Wait-to-Get-Out-of-Here Guy...Deep down, the I-cant-wait-to-get-out-of-here individual is much like the indifferent person and wishes he could be the inebriator, only hes polite enough to at least fake interest in the festivities. Youll notice him casually pushing activities along trying to expedite the evening. For instance, while everyone else is still enjoying dinner conversation, hell say, Sooo, lets get this present thing started. Or, once the presents are unwrapped and paper and bows are littering the floor, hell be the first to grab the trash bag and start picking up the gift-giving carnage. It may look like hes being helpful, but hes really trying to clean up the mess, so the party can come to an end. Hes always the first to leave and gathers up his kids and newly acquired presents with haste, not really caring if he leaves either behind.