Half the price, twice the belly button.

"Look over there! It's the rest of my shoulder!"

Their new line of negligees says: "Look at my body, not my weird claw-hand."

This revolutionary fitness system will remove more than just unwanted bodyfat.

And this concealer is so good, it'll make anything that so much as touches your face disappear.

Romelu Lukaku: Erasing the competition... from existence.

Target wasn't even trying with this one.

And Lindt went a little too deep with this photoshop-ception.

I can't even imagine what the purveyor of this eBay wig shop needed to obscure so badly that this was considered "acceptable."

Did Urban Outfitters remove a leg, or add one? You be the judge!

Photoshop 101: If you've got a parallel lines in the background, you need to be extra careful. Otherwise, you risk having your subject look like they're warping time and space around them.

Photoshop 102: If you're going to do a little edge cleanup, keep the blur small or it'll look like you're trying to hide something unfortunate.

Let's play "spot all the places this AM New York image was clearly and poorly doctored." Hint: There are many.

"I need a dress that hides the fact that my body is same length from the knees-down, as it is from the knees-up."

Ah, McDonald's coffee. Perfect for when you're so hung-over that even your hands look blurry.

This poor Free People model has the weirdest shaped cellulite I've ever seen.

Pampers: 3x drier at night, so you can keep on being the spawn of Satan without the fear of chafing.

One girl, two cupsizes.

And the instant replay, brought to you by ASOS.

Victoria's Secret is that this model is not, in fact, an amputee.

And Ann Taylor LOFT thought we wouldn't notice that they just put the upper half of one person on the bottom half of another. But we did.

That moment when you realize this person's hand has 4 fingers that are allegedly the same length

And this Amazon vendor is a real diamond in the...crotch?

Oh Patricia, you made the best pizza you could with that stubby arm of yours

You might think that Elle Magazine would have some serious photoshop talent... the kind that would never publish a photo with a half-finished armpit situation like this one on Kate Upton. But if you thought that, you'd be wrong.

I was totally willing to buy this one, until I realized that the model's neck has been stretched to roughly the size of her forearm.

How about another round of "what's wrong with this photo?"

Everything about this ad is in 3's including the number of arms that make sense.

Finally, there was this controversial gem. Sure, I'll buy that the reflection in the yacht is at a weird angle and therefore doesn't properly capture the majesty of Beyonc. But the inconsistency in the stairs between the newly formed thigh-gap?