Who is naming these nail polishes? Because they need to be fired. Immediately. Or hired by Spencers to do their labeling and marketing campaigns, because there they could make a pretty penny. Then again they may already be working there, so keep up the good work! Maybe some of these people can hire this branding specialist to rename themselves, because their parents clearly hated them enough to want to see them bullied for their entire lives with these unfortunate names they were given.