35 Reasons Why Children Are The Worst People On The Planet

GalleryPimp Published 01/21/2015

Oh sure, they look cute, but kids are actually downright terrible people.

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It should go without saying that kids are the worst, but just in case you don't believe it...
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Know that kids are the destroyers of dreams.
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They'll ruin your day...
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..Or, y'know, your life.
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It's just in their nature.
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. They'll take a perfectly cute act of affection and hit it in the face.
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Or a cute moment between siblings and, well, hit it in the face.
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And don't forget a charming game of baseball. That's ruined, too
9.
Basically, where you see the opportunity to bond, they see the opportunity for violence.
10.
Or sneezing.
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Or "art."
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Or ponies.
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I mean really, really gross.
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Or chaos.
15.
Gross chaos.
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And what do you get in return? Nothing.
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Besides maybe some tattletaling regarding your indulgences...
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Or a bucket of water on your head...
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A new mess to clean up...
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Or some strong critiques on the food you buy for them...
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..Or anger toward your choice in electronics.
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And sometimes their honesty is just a little too honest, y'know?
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. Some things are just best left unsaid.
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And this.
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And this.
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And I mean really, this just isn't cool.
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And this is concerning.
28.
. Huh.
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And to top it all off, kids get downright jealous, and they won't hold back in getting revenge
30.
If you're standing where they want to stand, there's zero chance of mercy.
31.
And birthdays? Watch out.
32.
. If they can't have the limelight, NO ONE has the limelight.
33.
But at least, at the end of the day, there's a good chance that their less-than-kind moments come from a place of love.
34.
Sigh.
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And they're bound to grow up eventually, right?

1.
It should go without saying that kids are the worst, but just in case you don't believe it...
2.
Know that kids are the destroyers of dreams.
3.
They'll ruin your day...
4.
..Or, y'know, your life.
5.
It's just in their nature.
6.
. They'll take a perfectly cute act of affection and hit it in the face.
7.
Or a cute moment between siblings and, well, hit it in the face.
8.
And don't forget a charming game of baseball. That's ruined, too
9.
Basically, where you see the opportunity to bond, they see the opportunity for violence.
10.
Or sneezing.
11.
Or "art."
12.
Or ponies.
13.
I mean really, really gross.
14.
Or chaos.
15.
Gross chaos.
16.
And what do you get in return? Nothing.
17.
Besides maybe some tattletaling regarding your indulgences...
18.
Or a bucket of water on your head...
19.
A new mess to clean up...
20.
Or some strong critiques on the food you buy for them...
21.
..Or anger toward your choice in electronics.
22.
And sometimes their honesty is just a little too honest, y'know?
23.
. Some things are just best left unsaid.
24.
And this.
25.
And this.
26.
And I mean really, this just isn't cool.
27.
And this is concerning.
28.
. Huh.
29.
And to top it all off, kids get downright jealous, and they won't hold back in getting revenge
30.
If you're standing where they want to stand, there's zero chance of mercy.
31.
And birthdays? Watch out.
32.
. If they can't have the limelight, NO ONE has the limelight.
33.
But at least, at the end of the day, there's a good chance that their less-than-kind moments come from a place of love.
34.
Sigh.
35.
And they're bound to grow up eventually, right?