When your dress or skirt gets caught in your buttcrack and you have to pull it out

When Mother Nature catches you unprepared and you, umm, have to improvise

When your blood-catching methods fail and you end up with period-stained undies for life.

When you chill out with your hand down your pants while you watch TV

When you only shave the parts of your body that absolutely must be shaved

When you unhook your bra and whip it out through your shirt sleeve the moment you get home

When you wear the same bra for way too many consecutive days

When you get stuck in a shirt in the dressing room and panic about how you’re going to get out of it… if you ever do

When you feel like something’s a bit off between the cheeks and discover that a hair from your head managed to travel down into your buttcrack

When you absentmindedly play with your boobs while browsing the internet or reading

When your period brings serious clottage and makes you wonder if you’re actually just birthing a demon

When you deliberately avoid shaving certain parts to convince yourself not to hook up with your date

When you push so hard while pooping that your tampon falls out