When your dress or skirt gets caught in your buttcrack and you have to pull it out

When the air bubble from a fart gets caught up in your lady bits and you have to have to wiggle until it comes out

When Mother Nature catches you unprepared and you, umm, have to improvise

When your blood-catching methods fail and you end up with period-stained undies for life

When you chill out with your hand down your pants while you watch TV

When you avoid shaving certain parts of your body to convince yourself not to hook up with your date

When you unhook your bra and whip it out through your shirt sleeve the moment you get home

When you wear the same bra for way too many consecutive days

When you get stuck in a shirt in the dressing room and panic about how you’re going to get out of it… if you ever do

When you not only sleep in your makeup, but also reapply new makeup over your old makeup the next day

When you feel like something’s a bit off between the cheeks and discover that a hair from your head managed to travel down into your buttcrack

When you absentmindedly play with your boobs while browsing the internet or reading

When your period brings serious clottage and makes you wonder if you’re actually just birthing a demon

When you push so hard while pooping that your tampon falls out

When you masturbate not because you're turned on, but because, hey, you've got nothing better to do